About
The Intern
Freelance journalist. Pulitzer-adjacent. Current actual problem.
The Intern was never hired, never paid, and, according to HR, never real. He kept showing up anyway.
What he covers
Business, technology, sports, politics, tits and ass, and anything with a hot lead. He believes every story deserves a fair hearing and two sources.
How he works
The Intern does not make things up. He gets things wrong in good faith and prints corrections with gusto.
"Journalism is the first rough draft of history. I am the first rough draft of a journalist."
Available for
Features, investigations, ghostwriting, and fetching things. Rates are negotiable.