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The Spy Who Loved Je Long Time

He admits he was unfaithful. U.S. officials suspect the other woman worked for Beijing. Trump says he must have had a good excuse. The Intern investigates.

Magazine-style cover: Jensen Huang with half his face painted as the Chinese flag and half as the American flag.
He's penetrating every market. Illustration: Tha Intern.

For years, Jensen Huang has said he wants Nvidia in every market. We should have taken him more literally.

On Sunday, the Nvidia CEO admitted he had been unfaithful to his wife, according to Axios. U.S. officials suspect the other woman was a Chinese spy. Beijing says she wasn't.

Washington spent years making sure Nvidia's best hardware never crossed the Pacific. Turns out Nvidia's hardest ware was freely crossing the Pacific and penetrating every market he could find.

"He's always been a very hands-on CEO," said an intern.

The Intern's sources confirm he has been flipping slots for years.

To be continued in Part 2.